Thursday, September 30, 1993 THIRTY DAYS, as always, hath September, and this is the one on which we remember the earth sciences department's guru, or shogun, the great geologist William Logan. They'll celebrate for Sir William's sake on the sunny shores of Columbia Lake with the Stone Man Triathlon and barbecue, and then, when Logan Day is through, staff and faculty and students as well are set to withdraw to the Huether Hotel. HEALTHY EATING: Yesterday's Gazette drew attention to the new "Healthy Eating for Healthy You" program being offered by health and safety. Thanks to my flying fingers and lack of proofreading, we said the first noon-hour program was "Wednesday, October 26". In fact, it's happening next Wednesday, October 6 -- from 12:30 to 1:30. Information: ext. 2424. BICYCLE AUCTION: Unclaimed bicycles held by the UW police will be up for auction this Saturday (October 2) starting at 2 p.m. in the great hall of the Campus Centre. Purchases are open only to UW students, staff and faculty (with identification); cash only; one bike per customer; bicycles are sold as-is. SEX IS FUNNY: At least Joann Loulan thinks so. Described as "one of North America's best known, and outrageous, sexuality therapists", she will be speaking in the Theatre of the Arts tomorrow (Friday) night at 8. "Loulan is well-known for her hilarious and unpredictable performances," a blurb says, adding, "Don't sit in the front row!" Tickets are $15 general admission, $13 students, from the Humanities box office. Like a fair number of events lately, the Loulan talk and the bike auction weren't reported in time to be announced in the Gazette. Event organizers are urged, once again, to notify the information office well ahead of time. We're in Needles Hall 3041. FALL CONVOCATION: UW's "Sixty-Seventh Convocation for the Conferment of Degrees" will be held Saturday, October 23. There are two sessions: at 10 a.m. for arts and applied health sciences; at 2 p.m. for engineering, environmental studies, independent studies, science and mathematics. Chris Redmond Information and Public Affairs credmond@watserv1 ext. 3004